I usually buy the economy sizes of the Malt-O-Meal brand cereals, you know the ones in a bag. I also typically purchase the non-sugary variations.
Matthew, on the other hand, occasionally gets the variety pack of the name brand cereals, as a treat. The kids were going wild with excitement over all the sugary cereals there were to choose.
Being the nice Papa that he is Matthew asked the kids which ones they didn't want to eat. Not surprisingly they were trying to persuade him on the greatness of plain jane Cheerios.
Matthew said, "Cheerios? You want me to eat Cheerios?"
Isaiah said, "They are good for your heart."
I looked at Isaiah like, really? Nice try.
Isaiah said, "What... I saw it on a commercial. They are good for the immune system too."
I said, "Immune system?"
Isaiah said, "Oh wait, no, that's Welch's."
Health teacher, politician, whatever...