Isaiah is doing a super job hanging out downstairs and playing quietly while Anna naps.
He just came upstairs and asked me a question.
While doing a crane pose like Daniel in the Karate Kid movies he asked, "Mama, do poisonous spiders do this?"
I said, "No not necessarily, why?"
"'Cause I saw one do that."
In a very calm yet terrified of spiders voice I said, "Downstairs?!?"
Then in my most responsible parental voice I said, "Did you GET IT?"
Then realizing I was talking to MY son who is not the least bit interested in entomology, I said, "How?"
"With my Light Saber, he's dead."
Thank you George Lucas. Whew!